Form RW 07 Open after sundown

Rileys World

The Nocturnal Edition

The Department of Riley Excellence · Bureau of Merlin · Division of Michael
Case No. 001 of 001 · By appointment only. You have an appointment.

Dear Riley, by order of the Bureau, your Annual Review has been scheduled for this evening. The Review concerns your recent presentations, your excellent taste in vampire television, and the performance of one boyfriend, name of Michael. It has been prepared in your colors, by candlelight, with the full cooperation of Merlin.

Completion is mandatory, appreciated, and legally binding in the Court of Riley. The Bureau apologizes for the short notice. Merlin does not.

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Form RW 07 Revision 5. Revision 4 lacked vampires.

The Official Review of Rileys World

Presentations · Vampires · One Boyfriend
Issued under the authority of the Department of Riley Excellence · Case No. 001 of 001

Notice to Respondent You have been identified as Riley. This review concerns your recent presentations, your taste, and the performance of your boyfriend. Completion is mandatory, appreciated, and legally binding in the Court of Riley. Please answer honestly. All honest answers are positive.
Presenter of record
Riley
Position
Presenter of the year, every year
Subject under review
Recent presentations and life in general, all of it excellent
Hair status
Blonde by decision, brunette by birth
Cat of record
Merlin, a distinguished gentleman
Relationship status
Taken, by Michael, who is grateful
Office hours
Sundown to sunrise
Review period
Ongoing since day one
Section 1 · Identity Verification
1.2Security question. Name of the gentleman cat in your household

All answers are correct. This question exists to build confidence.

1.3How long have you been Riley?
1.4Mirror attestation

Optional. The Bureau does not discriminate.

Section 2 · Presentation Review, a Self Assessment
Context for the Record You recently gave presentations at work. The Bureau has reviewed the evidence and found it excellent. You will now review yourself. Modesty has been disabled for your convenience.
2.1Overall rating of your presentations

Ratings 2.1a through 2.1d were retired by unanimous committee vote.

2.2Your confidence most closely resembled
ExcellentLife changing

Current reading:Life changing

2.4Was there anything you could improve?
Section 3 · Technical Merits
3.1Check every skill you demonstrated
3.2If your presentations were a body of water, they would be
Section 4 · Supernatural Affairs
Nocturnal Division Memo This section was mandated after repeated screenings of True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, and Supernatural. The Bureau has ruled this the correct amount of vampire television.
4.1Preferred field office for your next review
4.2Preferred blood type
4.3In the event of vampirism, you would

Daylight meetings will be rescheduled. Garlic bread remains permitted. The Bureau is not a monster.

Section 5 · Boyfriend Performance Review

Division of Michael
Warded against demons and bad reviews
Est. whenever Riley says

Disclosure This section was drafted by an independent committee. The committee is Michael. The committee finds itself unbiased.
5.1Overall rating of the boyfriend
5.2His favorite color is green. The committee requests your ruling
5.3The committee notes he also watches Supernatural

Complaints are limited to 20 characters by Bureau policy.

Section 6 · Final Certification
6.2Would you present again?

The Bureau will dispatch your certified results to this address. Expect them after sundown.

By signing below, the respondent certifies that these answers are accurate, enthusiastic, and legally binding in the Court of Riley.

Date of certification

Under Section 7 of the Excellence Act, negative feedback must be delivered in person to Merlin, who is asleep.
Form RW 07 · Department of Riley Excellence · Bureau of Merlin · Division of Michael
No vampires were harmed in the making of this review. Several were consulted.
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The Department of Riley Excellence

Certificate of Complete Excellence

is hereby awarded to

Riley

for presentations of historic quality, impeccable taste in vampire television, and sustained excellence across every category reviewed, as verified by an independent panel of one boyfriend and one cat, with the Division of Michael concurring in full, and for achieving a final certified score of

100 out of a possible 10

Riley

Respondent of Record

Merlin

Chief Evaluation Officer

Michael

Division of Michael, Concurring

Valid forever. Not transferable. Framing recommended. Filed after sundown.